Lies & Illusions 2009: Alternate Title "My What a Delusion!"

2009
MPAA Rating: R
Director: Tibor Takacs
Studio: Grand Army Entertainment
Starring: Christian Slater and Cuba Gooding Jr.
verwon Rating: 1.0

While I found the premise of this movie interesting, I was severely disappointed in the movie itself.

To sum it up, they used ALL of their limited budget in getting Christian Slater, Cuba Gooding Jr. and the fancy cars they use in almost all scenes and left NOTHING for anything else!!

I just can't believe no one would open their wallets and hand then $5, it would have greatly improved the movie.

The female leads were both just AWFUL! These women couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag, so who in the hell expected them to be able to act? The only person who actually used an iota of talent in this movie was Christian Slater, it seems everyone else just gave up!!! (He did his job, which is why I gave it a rating of 2.0)

Do you remember those old cap guns we had when we were kids? The ones that used those little red rolls? Yes?? Well, it seems the sound effects department did, too, because that's exactly what all the gun shots in the movie sounded like.

It is pretty sad when you watch a movie and even the car crash SUCKS!!

BEST MOVIE LINE: Wes Wilson: "I've care about two women in my life and they've both lied to me, not little white lies, big huge getcha killed kind of lies!"